Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Elder Tracy's top 10 about jamaica

10. Teaching lessons sitting on cinder blocks under a street lamp.
9. having one temperature on the shower. Cold
8. Drinking delicious bag juice
7. The discovery of Bun & cheese
6. throwing Rocks at the mongrel dogs in the street that attack us.
5. Being sweaty ALLL the time
4. Dodging semi trucks and narrowly escaping death on my bike...DAILY
3. recognizing that my cement shack is in the "nice" part of town
2. Trying to tell rasta's jesus died, and came back to life and they say it was a trick, or trying to convince them jesus was white.
1. Tricking people into letting us teach them the gospel!

Monday, May 25, 2009

Elder Conman's top 10 list from the mtc.

10. the food, it can really start to wear on you even only after 2 weeks

9. 6:30 wake up time every morning, anyone who knows me know how this blows!

8.Using the wrong scripture and telling your investigator they are damned.

7. Your companion compares feeling the spirit to a coma...Alma story.

6. Pranking other elders with a bucket full of garbage water in the shower

5. Breaking a glass all over playing a stupid game at breakfast.

4. Getting packages the first day!

3. Pranking your new district into thinking one of your elders has rage.

2. Sleeping with 7 pillows every night!

1. Being a missionary and feelin the spirt! WHAAT UPPPP!!!!




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